REASONS NOT TO BOOK ME!

Yes you read that right! And this is why...

I FREAKING LOVE CONFETTI!! 

And when I say I freaking love it, I mean it! Like the more the better!! I want everyone covered in that stuff!!

THESE MOMENTS ARE ON THE TOP OF MY LIST.

Yes, these moments are literally once in a lifetime moments, and nothing says get ready to cry than a dad seeing their child for the first time all ready to go. And yes, I too get emosh!

I MAKE EVERY WEDDING SUPER PERSONAL. 

Now, this one is a must must for me. I am not just another photographer, another supplier you've ticked off your list. Im your new bff! You guys are stuck with me now! For better or worse! Im the best third wheel you guys could want!!

COUPLES PORTRAITS WILL ONLY AND ALWAYS BE SUPER FUN.

Well no one wants boring do they? Nothing says love more than happiness and laughter! So get them chins out and give me them ugly laughs!!!

I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR GUESTS FEEL INVOLVED AND AS PRETTY AS THE BRIDE AND GROOM.

Your guest are one of the biggest thing of your day! Your hype crew, your tissue holders, dance partners, they deserve to feel important! 

KIDS MAKE THE BEST ASSOCIATES. 

If your having kids at your wedding... lets put them to work! Let's make them feel involved! Happy kids, happy parents!

DID I MENTION I LOVE CONFETTI...

Yea still freaking love that stuff.... next!!

PARTY TIME IS THE BEST TIME.

This needs zero explaining! Your married, now lets bloody party like it!!!!

AND I DONT LEAVE AFTER THE FIRST DANCE.

Its like I said, im your new bff why the heck would I leave early?! I am busting them moves with you sexy lot! 

Dance offs compulsory!